If the dress fits...

Well yesterday was a great success - I am officially on to week two without a glitch, I am just taking the "out of control weekend" as a necessity. Fun times = Happy= which of course = Goddess! I must remember though, fun times do not necessarily mean wearing the "yellow jersey" in the art of pastry eating and cocktail drinking!

Today is going pretty well - I woke up early, did a spinning class and raced into work at a rate of knots so that the Black Mamba would not notice I was missing in action. If she could, she would have me here at the break of dawn. BM even has the cheek to send me messages all through the night - I am blaming her for at least 5 of my 10 stubborn kilograms!
I must say I do moan about my weight quite a lot but I do only consider myself a wee bit heavy (well I sincerely hope that is the case and I am not having dellusions of grandeur). A few days ago I forgot to mention that my lovely but extremely pregnant friend (due in very early September) wanted to borrow a dress of mine to wear to a wedding. What? Mmm.... I thought long and hard (about 5 seconds), took a few very deep breathes and very cooly said "no problem darling - knock yourself out". I thought she had lost the plot, how could my friend, who is about to pop, fit into my dress. I thought best thing is not to argue with hormones! I secretly hoped when I handed the dress over that this damn frock would not go over her left thigh. My sweet and kind friend texted me a bit later to say "thank you so much for the kind favour, the dress fits like a glove, you are a star!" - WHAT!??????????????? I could not believe my ears, I was horrified. Plus, she thinks I have good taste so she told everyone it was mine! Let me tell you the worst part....... SHE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
When I think of that story I just cringe but it does keep me on the straight and narrow. I must say, I do look forward to being pregnant one day (hopefully it will be with triplets) and I will definitely be giving her a call when I have a wardrobe crisis!!

I am now off to a PA meeting, how joyful! We will be discussing ways to improve our subservience for the greater good - cannot wait!
Till tomorrow....